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I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed the Glee fandom band together in as much united loathing of an episode as they have today.

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Slinky is trying so hard

i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.

This video was really fucking intense

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gjmueller:

Test scores plummet — so Florida drops passing grade

Florida gave a new standardized writing test to students in various grades and the scores were worse than awful. Only 27 percent of fourth-graders had proficient scores on the Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test (FCAT), which was down from last year’s 81 percent.

State education officials panicked, and at an emergency meeting last week, the Florida Board of Education decided in a 4-3 vote that the best thing to do was to lower the passing score on this exam.

Let me repeat that: In order to make sure that students succeeded on the test, the passing grade was lowered.

photo via flickr:CC | Dowbiggin

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I WOULD POST THIS ON REAL NEWS BUT THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING FNUNNYY SO IT GOES ON NOHETERO AHAHSFHAWDSJS OMG

why does everyone SUCK at problem-solving

i fucking hate florida

are you kidding me

are you actually

kidding me oh m yG DO

a group of real life state education officials

a group of people whose job it is to oversee state education

You’re not a true Sherlockian/Holmesian until you accept Moffat as the father of Sherlock Holmes.

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You’re not a true Sherlockian until you accept that BBC’s Sherlock is the actual Sherlock Holmes canon.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you realize the books were actually produced after BBC’s Sherlock aired.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you realize that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle plagiarized the work of Steven Moffat.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you come to terms with the fact that Moffat actually created Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you come to terms with the fact that Moffat actually created the concept of modern literature.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you realize that Moffat actually came up with the English language.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you realize Steven Moffat invented written language.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you realize Moffat invented oratory story-telling alongside the written language.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you realize that Moffat was the first being blessed with human consciousness.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you understand the importance of how Moffat being able to create the first thought ever known to mankind was simply and utterly beautiful.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you realize that the big bang was the result of Steven Moffat’s first thought. From his brilliance, all of creation was spawned.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you have actually sat on your knees and prayed to your alter of Moffat in your living room.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you have made a blood sacrifice to Moffat with blood spilled from the throats of Elementarians.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you have given up your firstborn so Moffat may be pleased with you.

You are not a true Sherlockian until you have submitted your life and body to the will of Steven Moffat.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you have signed your soul away for Moffat to do what he pleases with it.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you’ve sacrificed your individuality to become one with the Great Lord and Master, Steven Moffat.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you breathe, think, and act like our Savior, Steven Moffat.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you ARE Steven Moffat, because Steven Moffat is the only true Sherlockian.

You’re not a true Sherlockian until you morph your body into Moffat’s own, becoming one with the true Sherlockian.

And once the world has become Steven Moffat, only then will the Sherlock fandom know what it means to be true Sherlockians.

One Man to rule them all,
One Man to find them,
One Man to bring them all
and in true Sherlockianness bind them.

gingerhaze:

A doodle from New York! This couple was walking along holding hands when their path was blocked by an old man with an ice cream cone. Instead of letting go of each others’ hands, they London-Bridged over him and he squatted down to let them pass.